Chapter Seventy: They Have Arrived!!

Goddess Yu? Who is Goddess Yu? Does he know her? When did he meet her? Why doesn’t he remember? Chen Bo was a bit dazed and asked, “Hold on! You keep talking about Goddess Yu, but who exactly is she? Do I know her? I don’t think I do! Is there any goddess with the surname Yu? Could she be a newly debuted celebrity?”

“Streamer, you really don’t know? Goddess Yu is the goddess chosen by billions of people across Earth—a true goddess of the people!”

“That’s right, Goddess Yu is the one you secretly watched while she bathed—Yu Shifei! Now you get it, don’t you?”

“Exactly! Damn, I almost forgot. The streamer has seen not just one, but two goddesses undressed! What a madman—give back our goddess’s innocence!”

“What? Two! So you watched both Yu Shifei and Yu Xiner bathe? My God, there’s no love left in this world. I’m going back to Mars.”

“Upstairs, from the tone of your comment, are you only hearing about this today?”

“Yeah! I just saw you mention the streamer spying on two goddesses bathing. If I’d heard such explosive news before, I’d have been spamming here long ago.”

“Damn, upstairs, did you just come out of seclusion? This news has been all over countless media headlines.”

“I guarantee the brother above is a time traveler, probably hit a bottleneck in cultivation and went off to train.”

“For some reason, the analysis of the friend above feels so convincing. Thirty-two thumbs up for you!”

“You’re too stingy, upstairs. Thirty-two likes aren’t enough. As many likes as you want! It’s not like it costs anything.”

“Come on, confess! Are you a time traveler? Where did you come from? Another planet? A parallel world? Millennia ago? Or are you from the future?”

“I was just hospitalized with a serious injury, so I wasn’t keeping up with the news. Is it really fair for you all to roast me like this?”

Only then did Chen Bo realize that the “Goddess Yu” they were talking about was none other than Yu Shifei, the infamous witch of Tianyang Academy whom everyone feared!

Are you all blind? Sure, she’s stunning and mature, but that woman is always plotting to take Chen Bo out! Surely, she wouldn’t make a move in front of so many students at Tianyang Academy? But what if she acts irrationally and decides to attack without warning?

The worst part is, he can’t beat her! Rumor has it Yu Shifei is a famous genius, her talent second only to his sister’s. And her father is the headmaster, Yu Chenling—she must have inherited his skills.

Her abilities must at least be at the Innate level—the realm where Yuan Force can be released outside the body! If she takes a dislike to him, one blast could kill him instantly.

Plus, the other freshmen in the class don’t seem to like him much. What if they stab him in the back at a critical moment? Waiting for answers online—this is urgent.

The more he thought about it, the more terrifying it became! Chen Bo found himself in the legendary “There are always traitors plotting against me!”

“Why does it seem like the streamer changed after realizing Goddess Yu is Yu Shifei? Did he become an idiot?”

“Pfft, the sarcasm above is a perfect stab. How could the streamer’s expression be idiotic? It’s more like utterly confused and panic-stricken.”

“What does the streamer’s expression mean? Damn, is he disdaining our Goddess Yu? Is he looking down on our collective sense of beauty?”

Chen Bo was shocked. Was this person reading his mind? How else could he know what Chen Bo was thinking? No, someday he’d have to cut open his stomach to check for worms or something.

“Why hasn’t our Goddess Yu arrived yet? My patience has withered, I’m falling apart, I’m in agony, sob sob sob.”

“Brother upstairs, do you need an egg? Don’t worry, it’s high-powered, hahaha!”

“What does high-powered mean? Is it as powerful as a concrete pump? Is it exhilarating? Can it stimulate the prostate?”

“One wrong word and they start talking dirty—and it’s a train, no less! I can’t take it, I need to buy a train ticket.”

“Give me a ride card! I’m getting on the train!”

“Sorry, I’m the ticket seller. Our Demon King Group’s veteran driver train doesn’t accept ride cards.”

“La la la, scalper tickets for sale! One hundred apiece! First come, first served, latecomers get nothing!”

“Wife, hurry up! A mysterious veteran driver is starting the engine! I’ve already booked a sleeper ticket. How’s that? Husband’s quick on the draw!”

“What are you all talking about? At age twelve, I don’t understand your conversation.”

“Upstairs 1, here’s the question: what is an egg? What does it have to do with high power?”

“2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. I don’t know what they’re talking about either, guess I’m still pure.”

“10086, 10000, 10010—China Mobile, China Telecom, China Unicom—all utterly confused and awed.”

Seeing the lively atmosphere in the streaming room, Chen Bo wanted to join in, but just as he opened his mouth, the sound of footsteps echoed.

Everyone in the classroom turned to look, and in that instant, aside from Chen Bo, everyone’s eyes were fixed, almost burning with desire.

Yu Shifei entered, clad in a black robe embroidered with a blaze of Yuan Fire—the mark of an artifact refiner.

Though the robe looked bulky, it failed to hide her alluring figure; her ample curves nearly burst from the fabric, and her long legs left her calves exposed. Chen Bo could even hear the heavy breathing from a few arms’ lengths away.

Seriously, is it that exaggerated? Sure, Yu Shifei is beautiful and sexy, but would Chen Bo be tempted? Absurd! He’s seen enough blockbusters to be immune to this level of seduction.

Would he say that if Yu Shifei dressed a little less, he’d turn into a werewolf under the moon? Ridiculous! His heart belongs only to Yu Xiner. Really! He’s never even figured out how to type the word “lie” on his keyboard.

Chen Bo lowered his head and muttered under his breath, “You can’t see me, you can’t see me, you can’t see me, you can’t see me.”

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