Chapter 144: A Spittle From Each Person

The Ultimate Son-in-Law Wandering the world with only a sword at my side 3273 words 2026-04-01 07:38:56

Beauty Meng paused for a moment and asked, "Do you think he's in deep trouble and unable to protect himself?"

Mo Dong nodded and said, "Isn't that obvious? A Tier 9 fighting a Tier 10—for Brother Lu to hold out this long is already insanely awesome!"

Beauty Meng smiled and said, "Did you forget he's an internal martial arts expert?"

Mo Dong suddenly paused: "Oh, right..."

In martial arts, the gap between every single tier is like an insurmountable chasm.

Lu Ye being an internal martial arts expert added a tremendous amount of leverage to his side.

Because the Qi in his Dantian was endlessly replenishing the stamina required for battle, his strength and agility also received corresponding boosts.

To give an example.

When Wanquan originally challenged Mo Cheng, both sides were at Tier 7.

Wanquan merely borrowed a wisp of Lu Ye's true Qi and was thus able to thoroughly thrash Mo Cheng.

This was the most distinct difference between internal and external martial arts.

At this moment, Lu Ye was relying on the advantages of internal martial arts to stubbornly stall Maximus.

However, he could only stall Maximus; dealing heavy damage to him was very difficult...

Only one phrase came to Lu Ye's mind to describe Maximus—thick-skinned and heavily armored.

External martial arts masters who managed to train up to Tier 10 were all human tanks with outrageous defensive resilience.

A prolonged battle resulted in a stalemate.

"The boundless horizon is my love, flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains!"

Right at that moment, Lu Ye's cell phone suddenly rang...

Both he and Maximus were stunned!

"Hey, can you let me answer a phone call first?"

The corners of Maximus's mouth twitched: "Go ahead, hurry up and get your last words out!"

Lu Ye sneered, took a few steps back, and connected the call: "Hello, who is this?"

From the other end of the phone came a melodious female voice: "Silly son, have you forgotten all those trump cards your mother taught you back in the day?"

Queen Y6?

Cheng Qimeng?

Lu Ye's eyes nearly popped out of his head in shock: "Holy, holy crap, Mom? Where are you?"

"I am using a reconnaissance satellite to watch the live broadcast of your family's battlefield."

"Stop wasting time, hurry up and properly recall those lethal ultimate moves I taught you when you were a kid!"

Lu Ye looked up at the sky and nodded: "I understand!"

"Mom, when can we meet?"

"Beep, beep, beep!"

The call had disconnected...

Lu Ye tossed his phone aside, hooked his finger at Maximus, and chuckled lightly, "Come on, let's continue our one-on-one!"

He instantly understood what his mother had just said, though he had only himself to blame for his sluggish wits.

This time, filled with the determination to win, Lu Ye took the initiative to launch an attack!

Maximus, on the other hand, hesitated slightly...

How did this guy become so full of fighting spirit after taking a phone call? Could it be a trap?

While he was hesitating, Lu Ye's fist had already flown right before his eyes.

Bang, bang, bang...

A flurry of Wing Chun punches slammed into Maximus's chest with lightning speed and thunderous momentum.

Yet Maximus merely held his breath to tough it out, suffering not the slightest bit of injury.

Maximus sneered with contempt and disdain: "Trifling tricks!"

"I already told you, even though your speed is fast, lacking sufficient strength is useless."

Lu Ye smiled sinisterly, then his throat surged.

"Hah! Ptui! Ptui!"

Two consecutive flying loogies struck squarely in Maximus's eyes!

Maximus was dumbfounded!

What the hell...

Are you still a Tier 9 martial arts expert or not?

Why are you resorting to the tactics of a little kid fighting?

His eyes were caked in a thick, white layer of phlegm and he couldn't see a single thing. Maximus finally panicked.

Right at that moment, Lu Ye's hands flicked, and a butterfly knife and a black dagger simultaneously materialized in his grips, thrusting straight into Maximus's eyes...

No matter how strong the defense of your external martial arts training was, the eyes were forever the most vulnerable spot!

Lu Ye was also a restless troublemaker in his childhood, fighting kids older than himself every other day.

Thus, Cheng Qimeng had taught him a principle.

When facing an enemy stronger than yourself, you must strike when they are unprepared and catch them off guard!

This move of "blinding phlegm" was thus born from that very philosophy...

"Aww, crap!"

This unprepared sneak attack instantly deprived Maximus of his vision.

Following that, Lu Ye forcefully thrust the knife hilts further forward!

What part lay directly behind the eyes?

The brain!

"Squish..."

Maximus, perished.

Mo Dong outside the arena was utterly dumbfounded!

Slapped in the face again; what happened to being in deep trouble and unable to protect himself?

Lu Ye let out a long breath, turned around, and looked toward the other side of the battlefield.

Lu Yuqing had already reached the end of his tether!

Tang Qianyan was not skilled in close combat, and Chen Xi had yet to fully recover from his severe injuries, leaving Lu Yuqing to shoulder the burden of fighting Leica head-on all by himself.

尽管凭着太极的柔劲周旋了许久 (Although he had circled around using the gentle force of Tai Chi for a long time), Leica's punching power was still more than he could handle, consuming an immense amount of Lu Yuqing's stamina.

At this moment, blood was faintly seeping from the corners of his mouth, clearly indicating he had sustained not insignificant internal injuries.

"Old Lu, Aolibei!"

"Who the hell are you howling at? If you don't come over and help right now, your old man is about to kick the bucket!"

"Hahaha!"

Lu Ye flew into the battlefield and repeated his old trick!

"Hah! Ptui! Ptui!"

Having Maximus as a cautionary example, Leica promptly closed his eyes to dodge Lu Ye's underhanded scheme.

However, was it really a good idea to just close his eyes like that?

Whoosh!

Lu Ye's hand speed was blindingly fast, and the black dagger transformed into an afterimage as it slashed toward Leica's throat.

Yet Leica had already caught the scent of danger, kicked off the ground, and slid backward three steps.

The blade of the dagger skimmed past his Adam's apple by a mere hair's breadth...

Dammit!

Relentless, Lu Ye raised the dagger and pressed forward again.

"Hah, ptui!"

"Hah, ptui, ptui, ptui!"

Lu Ye was almost out of saliva before he managed to plaster Leica's entire face with it.

This trump card of a move carried no actual lethality on its own, and once seen through, it lost its element of surprise entirely.

However, there was one other crucial effect—it drove the opponent's psychological state to complete and utter collapse!

"FUCK!"

Lu Yuqing also stepped up the pursuit, and father and son spat saliva onto Leica's face together...

Beauty Meng shouted, "Brother Wan, let's go support them too!"

Wanquan nodded and said, "Alright!"

Mo Dong dragged his broken leg, stood up with a limp, and said, "I'm going too!"

"Hah ptui, hah ptui, hah ptui..."

This truly was the rhythm of drowning Leica in a flood of everyone's saliva.

Chen Xi and Tang Qianyan seized the opportunity to outflank from the left and right wings, and the swirling silver swallows (flying knives) mercilessly rampaged and slashed across Leica's body without reservation!

Thud, thud, thud!

Finally, Leica fell beneath the contempt and spitting of the crowd.

Lu Ye and Lu Yuqing simultaneously ran out of stamina and collapsed flat onto the lawn...

Lu Yuqing turned his head to look at Lu Ye and asked, "Such a trashy, low-class trump card—who taught it to you?"

"My mom!"

Lu Yuqing was dumbstruck, staring blankly as he blurted out, "Holy mother of god, your mom is still alive?"

Lu Ye laughed heartily: "Yeah, have you figured out how to explain the pretty widow matter to her?"

Hiss!

Lu Yuqing drew in a sharp breath of cold air and weakly said, "I can't explain it. Looks like I'll have to head back to the Martial Arts Lu Family to seek refuge."

"Damn it, you kept such a huge matter hidden from me!"

"I only found out about it recently myself!"

Mo Chong, lying far away on the ground, regained consciousness from his faint, let out a groan, and muttered, "Excuse me, are you guys done fighting? Um, I feel like I can still be saved..."

"Hahaha!"

The crowd looked at each other, and then a hearty burst of laughter erupted.

Exhausting the very last shred of his stamina, Lu Ye used his Fist of Saving Lives and Healing Wounds to heal the injuries of all the allies present, only to have his vision black out completely as he collapsed into the courtyard, giving everyone a major fright.

"Stinky little brother!"

"Little older brother!"

"Brother Lu..."

Lu Yuqing felt his pulse and said, "Don't worry, this stinky brat is just exhausted. Let him sleep for a bit and he'll be fine."

With that, he looked up at Chen Xi and called out, "Um, Little Xi?"

"Ah, I'm right here."

Assuming a mature and steady demeanor, Lu Yuqing said, "Please take care of this stinky brat. I need to head back to the Lu Family to inherit the grand enterprise."

Chen Xi paused: "Aren't you going to wait for him to wake up and say goodbye before leaving?"

The corners of Lu Yuqing's mouth twitched as he said, "Don't even mention it. To be honest, I'm heading back to the Lu Family to dodge the storm; I don't dare face his mother."

Chen Xi could not help but curl the corners of his lips in a suppressed smile, nodding as he replied, "Alright, goodbye godfather, have a safe trip back."

Lu Ye's cell phone lay on the lawn, ringing incessantly: "The boundless horizon is my love..."

Tang Qianyan thoughtfully picked it up for him and answered the call!

"Hello, who is this?"

On the other end of the line, Su Qianqian froze!

Why was it the voice of an unfamiliar girl?

She immediately demanded sharply, "Where is Lu Ye?"

Tang Qianyan was stunned and replied, "Little older brother is sleeping..."

An unfamiliar girl?

Sleeping?

And calling him "little older brother" so intimately?