Chapter 34: Giving the Shrek Academy Teachers a Lesson! Getting Jiang Nannan Pregnant During Our First Meeting?

The stern-faced Zhou Yi stood up, as if she were a student being called upon.

"No, no! Teacher Zhou, please sit down!" Huo Yuhao said, feeling flattered. "I'm just a specially appointed teaching assistant; everyone should feel free to relax!"

"It is fine. One who possesses knowledge is a teacher," Zhou Yi said calmly. "Everyone here is an excellent teacher. You don't need to feel pressured. Just say whatever comes to mind; we will summarize and prepare our lessons afterward."

Yan Shaozhe nodded in agreement. "Junior brother, just speak freely. Don't worry about any issues."

This only increased the pressure on Huo Yuhao!

Fortunately, he had an extremely high tolerance for pressure and quickly adjusted his state of mind.

First Soul Skill: Spiritual Detection Sharing!

He scanned and analyzed his own muscle groups with spiritual power, then began to demonstrate each movement he knew one by one. He transmitted the movements so clearly that even a single muscle fiber was perfectly conveyed.

Such an efficient teaching method left the many teachers with varied expressions. Zhou Yi, in particular, stared at Huo Yuhao with eyes that were practically glowing!

Damn it! She had acted too late; otherwise, she would have certainly had her husband take him as a disciple!

As for now... she could only have Fan Yu submit an application to make Huo Yuhao one of the executors of that plan.

...

Because this was instruction rather than training, three repetitions of each movement were sufficient. After a full round, although he was covered in sweat, it was still within a manageable range.

[Rewriting the fate of Shrek Academy, Zhou Yi, Wang Yan, etc... +2500 Luck Points!]

This time, not to mention Huo Yuhao, even Zhuge Lan, who was watching from the sidelines, hadn't expected this. Were things bought for 1 Luck Point really this valuable? Or perhaps... Shrek Academy had truly wasted its last ten thousand years, failing to even grasp such basic concepts?

"It is indeed a very comprehensive exercise," Yan Shaozhe remarked with emotion. "Shrek Academy has always prided itself on being the best on the continent, yet the focus has only been on martial souls and soul tools. We haven't devoted much energy to researching these basic, small things. It’s a case of being unable to see what is right under one’s nose."

"With Junior Brother filling in these gaps today, Shrek Academy will surely be even more prosperous in the future."

He took the lead in applauding. With Dean Yan doing so, how could the other teachers dare to just stand there? Even Zhou Yi followed suit, clapping vigorously.

This left Huo Yuhao somewhat at a loss, and he couldn't find the right words to decline. He could only scratch his head with a bashful smile.

"Alright," Yan Shaozhe concluded. "Junior Brother, do you have a name in mind for this course?"

Huo Yuhao had intended to let his senior brother decide.

"Call it Physical Education," Zhuge Lan suggested. "For such a large academy to not even have a P.E. class is truly inhumane!"

Huo Yuhao didn't fully grasp the teasing tone, so he relayed it faithfully.

"Good, then that shall be its name," Yan Shaozhe announced. "I'll give you three days, then we will promote it academy-wide. It will also count toward this year's promotion assessments."

Huo Yuhao felt as if he had been granted a reprieve. After bidding farewell to Yan Shaozhe, he walked quickly away through the teachers' passageway.

Yan Shaozhe smiled but did not give chase. However, Huo Yuhao was blocked by someone in front of his dormitory. Seeing Tang Ya's resentful gaze, Huo Yuhao slapped his forehead.

"Oh no! I forgot about the grilled fish I promised you, Sister Tang Ya!"

"I'm so sorry, Sister Tang Ya. There's been so much happening lately that I really haven't been able to keep up."

"It's getting a bit late now; how about tomorrow..."

"No! Right now!" Tang Ya insisted stubbornly. "Let's go! I've been keeping fish and ingredients ready every day!"

"Little Yuhao, just do her a favor," Beibei said helplessly. "If she doesn't get to eat this grilled fish today, Teacher Tang Ya will surely suffer from insomnia again."

Tang Ya glared at him fiercely. *Did I ask you to run your mouth?*

Beibei made a zipping motion across his lips, indicating he would shut up.

"Uh... alright then," Huo Yuhao agreed. "I'll go call Wang Dong and Xiao Xiao..."

"No need! We'll handle it!" Tang Ya said excitedly. "You just need to be responsible for the grilling! Let's go, let's go!"

Tang Ya pushed Huo Yuhao along, while Beibei conscientiously went to call the others.

The two arrived at an open space where a bonfire had already been lit. Beside it were three large buckets of live fish, dozens of various seasonings, and a pile of barbecue grills!

Huo Yuhao's mouth twitched. Was she planning to grill fish, or grill him to death?

Tang Ya said with embarrassment, "I tried grilling them myself these past two days, but Beibei kept interfering, so I prepared a few too many ingredients."

*So it's convenient for you to mess things up, isn't it?*

Huo Yuhao rolled up his sleeves. His spiritual power surged, and he began to efficiently gut the fish, marinate them, set up the grills, and flip the fish while evenly sprinkling the seasonings.

Before long, the aroma of grilled fish filled the air. Tang Ya took a deep, intoxicated breath.

"Yes! That’s exactly the smell! I can finally eat it again! Woo woo woo—"

Tears of happiness streamed from the corners of her mouth as she lay by the grill like a greedy little cat, gazing longingly at the food.

Beibei arrived with the others and couldn't help but laugh at the sight. Their Teacher Tang Ya was truly adorable!

Huo Yuhao looked at the newcomers. Aside from the familiar faces of Wang Dong, Xiao Xiao, Xu Sanshi, and Ma Xiaotao, there was also a tall girl. She appeared to be only fourteen or fifteen, with a slender and well-proportioned figure. Her long, golden wavy hair cascaded down, and her temperament was elegant yet carried a hint of allure. She was quite the stunner.

Xu Sanshi stepped forward nonchalantly, blocking the space between them. He exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Wow! This grilled fish smells absolutely amazing!"

Huo Yuhao withdrew his gaze and smiled. "Brother Sanshi, you can eat plenty later; there's enough grilled fish for everyone today."

"Then I shall look forward to it," Xu Sanshi replied.

Ma Xiaotao was not pleased; she grabbed him by the back of his collar and tossed him aside. "All you know is how to freeload; go organize the tables!"

Facing this tyrant of the Inner Court, Xu Sanshi dared not disobey and obediently went to work. Beibei and the others helped out, and within minutes, they had a spot cleared.

Huo Yuhao finished the first batch of grilled fish. Using his spiritual power, he neatly sliced them and served each person a portion on an iron plate.

The fat was still sizzling, and the grilled fish, under the bright red chili, was charred and crispy, with snow-white garlic-clove-like meat visible through the cracks. Everyone’s appetite was whetted, and they couldn't wait to start eating.

"Mmm—"

"Wow!"

"So delicious! Class monitor, I want more!"

...

The charcoal-grilled fish skin was exceptionally thin and crispy, melting into a sticky, gelatinous texture after a couple of chews—it was perfectly crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!

Upon closer tasting, they realized the seasoning was incredibly precise; a fraction more would have been too much, and a fraction less would have been too bland. Every bite was pure satisfaction.

Everyone was too busy to talk, burying their heads and devouring the fish. Once they finished, they would gaze longingly at Huo Yuhao as he grilled more, looking just like a group of little kittens waiting to be fed.

They were all soul masters; even the smallest, Xiao Xiao, ate six large fish. The one who ate the most wasn't the strongest, Ma Xiaotao, but the greedy Tang Ya, who polished off 13!

Even then, she was still clamoring for more until a worried Beibei firmly stopped her.

Only then was Huo Yuhao able to take a break and sit down with two grilled fish of his own—after being busy all night, he hadn't eaten a thing.

This left the group, now with round, full bellies, feeling quite embarrassed.

"By the way," Xu Sanshi said, courting disaster, "..."